{"id":663,"date":"2014-08-26T05:25:29","date_gmt":"2014-08-26T10:25:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.paymentconsulting.net\/?p=663"},"modified":"2014-08-26T05:25:29","modified_gmt":"2014-08-26T10:25:29","slug":"gun-control-for-seniors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/?p=663","title":{"rendered":"GUN CONTROL FOR SENIORS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"userContent\">The old man needed some ammo for his home protection gun, so he went to the gun shop to buy some stuff.<br \/>\nWhen he got ready to pay for his purchases of gun powder and bullets,<br \/>\nthe cashier said, &#8220;Strip down, facing me<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">.&#8221;<br \/>\nMaking a mental note to complain to the National Rifle Association<br \/>\nabout gun control wackos, he did as she had instructed. When the<br \/>\nhysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, he found out that she<br \/>\nwas referring to how he should place his credit card in the scanner.<br \/>\nHe has been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.<\/span><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/crazy-old-man-funny-face.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-664\" src=\"http:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/crazy-old-man-funny-face.jpg\" alt=\"crazy-old-man-funny-face\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/crazy-old-man-funny-face.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/crazy-old-man-funny-face-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The old man needed some ammo for his home protection gun, so he went to the gun shop to buy some stuff. When he got ready to pay for his purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, &#8220;Strip down, facing me.&#8221; Making a mental note to complain to the National Rifle Association about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/?p=663\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">GUN CONTROL FOR SENIORS!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-update"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":665,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions\/665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paymentconsulting.net\/Blog\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}