Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap
about racial profiling. This method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system: “Attention standby passengers we
now have a seat available on flight number…”